If only. Ideal last-minute gift idea for @Herr Tubthumper though.
http://www.worcesternews.co.uk/news/11685621.Farce_at_County_Hall_as_cardboard_cut_out_of_Ed_Miliband_is__taken_hostage_/
Selected highlights:
1. "Nobody has a right to tell us what we can and can't have in our own room, we...