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Yes, but it was nothing more than a light-hearted joke about one aspect of the relationship between dogs and humans. I don't know you. I don't know your dog. But I don't doubt you love him/her and he/she feels the same about you. I know this having had two labradors, both of whom I had massive...

So moderators should be people that never use the site at all? And, again, how did my original post abuse you? Please.

This is a bigger conspiracy theory than the nonsense that the usual suspects come out with. But, humour me please, what did I do? Did I quickly text all the moderators and tell them to get online and abuse you? And, going back to my first post, please explain quite how it does abuse you...

If you want statistics on the number of posts made my moderators versus those made by everyone else, I'm happy to produce them. I know without looking that they are very much in the minority. We disagree on many things - general matters of life as well as on moderating decisions that are made...

You're an absolute nut job. What you're saying could only be true if: a) You are the only man who picks up dog mess. b) I somehow know you are the only man who picks up dog mess. c) You didn't know that I know that you are the only man who picks up dog mess. ...so I could make a subtle...

Or pissing up against the wrong lamp post.

No, no it wasn't. Dogs take a dump, we pick it up. They have the good end of the deal there, I think.

It's not spiteful at all. It's just reference to the fact that dogs seem to have us in the palm of their, errr, paw. They do shit anywhere, literally, and their devoted owner will dutifully collect and dispose of it. I'm a big dog lover and hope to add a hound to family Bozza when I'm a home...

If I could shit wherever I wanted and you followed behind picking it up, I'd be kind to you too.