That'll be me. My football diet consists of the following...
Albion (live) - 90%
MotD2 - 7%
Football League Show - 2% (generally fast forward to us, but occasionally watch other Championship stuff)
Everything else - 1%
Jesse Lingard is a Manchester United starlet, plays for the England U-21s and casually scores 4 (four) goals on his league debut.
But, had you ever heard of him before today?