Disappointed with your choice as I had you down as a man who liked a bit of luxury. So I really thought you may just treat yourself to this - it's only £430,000 (yes, that's not a mistype) https://www.savoirbeds.com/the-worlds-most-luxurious-bed/
Sort of related to this thread is how often do you Dyson/Hoover/vacuum your mattress? We do ours now each month and the amount of dead skin cells that are collected is amazing when you see them in the container. Those are the ones that escape through the bottom sheet and mattress protector...