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    Do you WIPE standing up or sitting down?

    Always stand to wipe the cheeks, this closes the anal sphincter, sucking back up any excess excrement hence less toilet paper needs using. On other matters: 1. Always load the toilet roll on the holder so that the 'hanging strip' runs down against the wall rather than going over the top...
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