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Maybe keep that one back as an option. I reckon maltesers would do, and they would be a bit bigger.

Never underestimate the power of a cake.

"Hi Yaya, just got the offer in from China, £300k per week, 2 year contract plus signing on fee, moving costs, and a private jet for you to use" "did they send a cake?" "what?" "did they send a cake, it's my birthday, just wondered if they were showing me a bit of love?" "no, they didn't...