Okay, so, what would be the tipping point for anyone to sit on that sofa and be humiliated on TV, ridiculing yourself, your fellow fans and football as a whole...
Let's assume transport is included.
£100....£500....£1000....£1500....a new Porsche? ???
What would be your selling your soul...
Mr Play it safe, watched the footy at home
He packed his half and half scalf, kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life just to watch that match
And as the game started, he thought isn't this nice
And isn't it ironic, don't you think?
*if no one stops me I will do all 4 verses and...
....it's like an armchair fan, who's really at the game,
it's like a free pass when you've already paid,
it's like having a shit, on the sport that you love
and who would have thought it figures....