I know this is a joke, but worth reminding that we are not allowed to speculate about the actual charge list on here.
Maybe they are more serious ???
I doubt they will ever be publicised, except perhaps if it all goes to court.
Post number 24 of the thread below may well go a long way towards explaining some of the background, and perhaps the LMA stance ( beyond just defending one of it's members )
http://www.northstandchat.com/showthread.php?281169-Manager-waiting/page2
It would be really great if these duplicate...