I reads the highlighted bit in the voice of the Harry Enfield character (Can't think of his name) who used to put the world to rights with his brother in the pub.
"OI HOMOPHOBE NO!"
:)
On the subject of stairs, if we can just de-chutnize for a second, I am used to a few away fans going up to the coach park, thinking they are going to the station but yesterday the Saints fans were coming back down the stairs in their DROVES. Took us ages to get to the top of the stairs.