This is all getting out of hand. Water fountains and complimentary one way valve containers? Christ...at Withdean we were forced to drink each other’s urine rather than face the 10 minute queue for cans of warm diet cola. At least there you could smoke a spliff on the bank behind the kiosks with...
I have discovered that bottle tops are interchangeable so, for instance, a coke bottle top will fit on a 7 up bottle. To stick two fingers up at “the man” simply fill your pockets with spares and screw tops on bottles with gay abandon.