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You clearly don't understand the issues here. Pulis can only organise a team to play one way. He will not be able to get your team of eight stone weaklings and midgets to play his way. The only player who can, and does, play the Pulis way is that dirty get Mile Jedinak and his elbows. What will...

Ha. Excellent. Mr T. Pulis and his trusty baseball cap and puffa jacket standing with clenched jaw as his team of lightweights get barged off the ball left right and centre...and there's NOTHING he can do about it until January when he makes a bold move to bring Delap and crouch to the join the...

Poor as they are, Palace are poorer.

They'll turn you over now I reckon. You're a worse team than last term by a good distance. And you know it.

Pulis? OK. I can live with that. All he has to do now is get rid of the entire first team and replace them with very tall hard cases and long throw in specialists and The Jestermen will be a force to be reckoned with....in League 1. Unless Pulis has some magical contract busting powers he is...

Apparently he uses "man fat" hair cream which comes on a handy pump dispenser from Steve Parishs personal couturier.

Somebody got raped I expect...possibly the whole team in every match (bar one) this season.

You know it hurts. Jester

I'm proud of the Jestermen. It's finally taking hold. Your colourful outfits gave me idea but events unfolding in Croydon have exceeded even my expectations. It really is harlequin japery now. I enjoy having you here as it goes. It's much the same as having a mate who is a bit of a tit or...

It's always just under the surface with you isn't it? Nasty little man. You'll like to lord it when things are going well at the funny farm. You've even got one or two on here thinking you're a sensible,approachable type. I know what you're about you sad loser. Perhaps you have a desperate...

Those also rans are on big money and favourable terms. You'll need Jack the effing Ripper to get rid of them fella. What a joke you lot really are. International break gave Parish at least a chance to get someone, anyone, to take over at Jester central before it really is too late. Why is he...

Will no one save the jolly Jestermen from this humiliating farce? I've run out of candidates now.

There was a couple I recall.. One was where, when I was just a little boy, I asked my mother, "what shall I be?"... You don't want to know what she replied.... you don't want to know. Then, my old man said "be a Palace fan" what I said...you don't want to know.

Is the fat lady singing yet?

Hughton. Sacked by Norwich this weekend I reckon. Could be in the hot seat at Selhurst by Monday.

Yeah. He seems desperate enough. Sacked by Moyes then sacked after 16 days in charge at Anzhi. Bloody hell.

Hmm. Boro or Croydon..at least you'll never go wanting for Fried chicken in Croydon and Boro is the home of the £1.99 10" pizza. God...the decision is killing me. There's only one way to sort this out.....

Even Jesus Christ couldn't save you now fella. It depends whether Parish decides to bin this season, take the cash and focus on a longer term rebuild with a hungry new manager or try and do what no one else has done from your position and fight to stay up with an experienced pro. My money is...

Oh I never felt more like singin the blues...

I don't think the champions will need 114 points this season. All of the top teams are going to drop points this term. QPR look most likely and, despite the hype, they're not the all conquering force that I feared.