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I preferred it before. My head will forevermore be known as my "upper thing"

Upper thing? What's that, your swede?

Went into the Boleyn ground wearing a pink ladies Albion shirt.

Wrestled a hammer wielding drunk to the floor in A&E, grabbed a bloke by the legs and held him up when he was hanging himself in a side room, dressed a copper in a Doctors coat as a disguise and showed him where there was a relative in the department with a gun in his waistband...sat in the...