Considering You're Best Mates With The Biggest Shit-Stirrer Ever To Have Not Trod The Boards, I Think That's A Bit Rich Saying You're Offended.
Anyhow. You've Posted At Least 3 Times Today Without Reference To Cocks In Arses. Are You Feeling Okay? We're All Worried.
To Be Honest, None Of The Rest Of Us Give A f*** Who Is Right And Who Is Wrong When It Comes To A Handbag Fight Between Big Fat Alan The Former Shopkeeper And The Equally Ultra-Tedious, BigWilly.
But Luckily, Fat Gobby Alan And The Board's Racist Simpleton Thicky Have Saved Us From This Tedium...