You are a nob.
We're not the gay capital of the world. If we were, is it a stick to beat us with? I think not.
I work in a special needs school and their humour is far more sophisticated than yours.
Not the first time Brighton got caught with his pants down? You do realise that pants down...
Have you suffered years of oppression? Assuming you are not gay, would you face the death penalty in a variety of countries for just being who you are?
You've been called a wind up merchant before, but it seems you are just bigoted.