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It's even worse when your replacement scissors are the implement trapped in the plastic prison.

Christ. Makes my next point seem a bit tame. How horrific. People who incapable of paying attention to the road conditions/traffic situation. I was waiting in lane, parallel to Sussex Uni to get to Esporta. Some idiot whizzed past the queue and then stopped in the lane, indicating to get in...

People that let their dogs jump up at you and dribble on your leg. Casually asuming that you want to play with their needy, furry friend. Good one. I can't believe how many people are oblivious of the fact that they are carrying a dangerous weapon. The arrogance that one should have to duck...

Have you ever cooked anything for your wife in 80 years of marriage?

Plenty of people bracket cyclists together. Why is that not the same for drivers? I see far worse drivers (far more likely to cause a fatal accident) than cyclists. I lived on the edge of Dartmoor for a year. There were plenty of cycling clubs out and about at the weekend. It is not the end of...

Erm... I would imagine a lot of cyclists also have a car. Plus, Local Authorities have a responsibility towards the upkeep of roads and that is paid through Council Tax - Cyclists are not exempt from Council Tax. Ignoring that, cars cause a great deal more wear and tear to the highways than a...

I love the fact carrier bags are falling to pieces. It does persuade more people to use a greener option. I'd like to see them phased out completely.

(Hollingbury Asda Car Park) Scum that caused a large amount of damage to the car of my folks' neighbours (Both octegenarians and one suffering from Parkinsons) and then felt the need to leave a false telephone number to con the concerned public. :nono:

Footballers. There are precious few that will take a knock and carry on playing. Honestly. Stub your toe all you like, just carry on playing you bloody wimp. A player with a bloodied head bandage is treated as some sort of Goliath, but it is the least they should do.

Getting stuck in a copper mine for three months.

A group of friends that insist on paying for things seperately, despite their being a massive queue behind them. It doesn't take a genius to work out who owes who and how much. A classic example was a group of 4 girls and a guy. Large queues to buy train tickets to Twickenham, so a swift...

People that laugh at their own jokes. :lolol:

People that treat pubs toilets the way they wouldn't dare treat their mortal enemy. It is not hard to have a crap or a piss without resorting to mindless vandalism or failing to clean up some spillage (pubs should take the blame for that as well, I guess). People that are just downright rude to...

Suitcases on wheels. Anyone that is not infirm or under the age of 60 should not be allowed to use a suitcase trolley. They take up so much more room and you constantly find yourself jumping over the blasted things. People that just stop without any sort of warning in a busy street. One can end...