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:clap2: :clap2: You have a literary gift. I am shocked and appalled that you were canoodling at nightfall. I hope you took precautions. i.e. A life jacket.

She must be a sucker for the Spiderman duvet cover and matching PJs.

Fish fingers? ???

God almighty. I just want to know how his date went, not see any of his bits and pieces!

Good stuff... Now we need a name for the unfolding drama. 'Up the (Dairy) Aisle' ?

Very good point, Mr Bozza. :clap:

Damn edit rule :angry: I know that! It was a cut'n'paste job from some Yank website.

:D 43,000 people voted and Woodchip & I gained 33% of the vote. :clap2: Commenting on his friends Beaker and Honeydew, Kermit the Frog said: "They have spread the message that science is not just for short round-headed bald guys and their orange-haired, goggle-eyed sidekicks. It's also for...

Ditto. It is all about investigating each other (in the non-biblical sense). Take her to a restaurant in Brighton - even Fat Leo's or Donatello are preferable to Pizza Hut. Take her somewhere you can talk, take her somewhere you can get to know each other. Take her up the arse. :cool: Ps Take...