I'm not one of the types you're aiming this at but you're conflating 2 very different sets of cyclists. There are plenty of people that use bikes as transport without getting all kitted out. They are just using it as transport to get from A to B. The type of cyclists you seem to dislike are...
To get the thread vaguely back on topic the Redknapps' youngest son plays for Chelsea academy. Someone I know that watched him play said he was easily the worst player on the pitch and was clearly in the team as a favour to his dad. Poor lad. Got to a lot to live up to.