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We used to sing it when this man got the ball...

I miss the humour of the North Stand whistling the Laurel and Hardy theme tune every time the police marched in.

We've got Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil Collins On our wing, on our wing. We've got Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil Collins On our wing, on our wing. Phil, Phil Collins, Phil Collins on our wing. Phil, Phil Collins, Phil Collins on our wing.

How many Quinns are there? (Expecting someone to say five) I was singing about Micky Quinn who was born in Liverpool. ..... Honest! :whistle:

5 great players mentioned in a song and they're all British. How things have changed.

When the ball hits the net, like a f****ing rocket, it's Zamora. When the ball flashes in, it's not Philips or Quin, it's Zamora. It's a goal, it's a goal. It's not Owen or Cole, it's Zamora. Only cost a hundred grand for the best in the land.. It's Zamora!

This one was so popular that celebrities sang it too...

They're turning Selhurst Park into a public lavatory. They're turning Selhurst Park into a public lavatory. They're turning Selhurst Park into a public lavatory. And we'll all piss up the waaaaallll. Glory, glory, Brightnove Allllbion... etc.

He's old, he's slow. Wind him up and watch him go. Clive Walker, Clive Walker. Que serra serra, Whatever will be will be. Walks over the Curbishly. Que Serra serra. Johnny Crumplin, football genius!

One Mrs Morley, there's only 1 Mrs Morley..... Trevor Morley had a wife, EIEIO And in her hand she had a knife. EIEIO With a stab stab here and a stab stab there... etc. Around the same time during a visit to Upton Park.... Nigel Benn's only got 1 eye. Doo dah, doo dah....