Incidentally, I've heard that FIFish and Chips is no longer popular among various football confederations. I didn't get to ask many representatives, but I talked to a cleaner who quietly suggested it's so unpopular because the Blatter keeps breaking down before it gets fried.
Whilst I acknowledge it'd probably happen to us all if we were corrupt and suddenly facing massive legal challenge, I certainly feel no pity, in fact, I honestly feel angry that he's claiming to be going through such a mental event, when there are hundreds of thousands who go through it through...