LoL! What if the competition was "Who has the tactical nous that most resembles that of a brick?". I think it would be a close call, but Sami might just edge it.
Yes, but if you lived in the real world, you'd realise that, on the balance of probability, the hamster, whether dressed as a monk or not, would do better than Sami.
Here we go again...
It's not the recruitment team's fault... it's not Sami's fault, it's not the average squad's fault... no, it's the fan's fault... what utter, utter bollox.