Just the thought of it. Yes I am obliged to get behind every single player in Blue and White stripes.
But this would test my resolve to the absolute limit. My hands would have an epileptic seizure when subbed on/off, my voice would have done a runner if I had to shout encouragement and my...
Ashley Young: Don't think he's got the leadership qualities we're after.
Jonny Evans: Really hope not.
Craig Dawson: Nowhere near the career of our other experienced Pros.
Danny Ings: Not for me Clive. Again not in the mold of the others we've brought in.
Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain: Not a bad...
In what world do we want an Ex-Palace tw@t on £80k a week who can't even make it into their starting XI and dumps his preggers girlfriend to go off with other women?
Not the kind of experience we are after.