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This indeed. In an amazing stroke of misfortune last week, when I got off the bus last week with 2 tesco carriers they both split at the same time. Unbelievable. Shitting bastard in fact.

Nose blowing propels nasal secretions into the sinus cavity. (41) Nasal secretions contain viruses, bacteria, and inflammatory mediators all of which are able to produce inflammation in the sinus cavity. This may lead to secondary bacterial infection. Nose blowing, sneezing, and coughing...

Panda tank?

Nothing, but if i am not paying attention to the tv and his name is mentioned i always...ALWAYS look up thinking the Albion are getting a mention for a split second.

I posted this before so i shall stick to my guns and if it is good enough to be mentioned on the football league website it is good enough to post again, Facepainting for adults, The disappearence of lemon flavoured starburst, Custard, Xbox F'kin Xbox, ITV, Socialist worker stands, People that...

Down or up a hole?

The fact that if you are a minor and happened to get trapped for a few days, you get a nice free VIP seat at Old Trafford for a top of the table game.

I was busy flying in the air at the time, apparently the doc was amazed i was alive, actually i got saved from drowning in a pond too! How unlucky for you lot i am immortal

I never say thank you on a zebra crossing. This however is because when i was a kid, i waited for both sides of the traffic to stop for me before starting to cross only to be knocked 12 ft down the road by an idiot undertaking one of the cars that had stopped for me. From that time onwards i...

People that insist on showing you a picture of their new born baby on their mobile phone, They all look the bloody same dribbling mess to me and i also don't care what they look like anyway.

Basic hygiene, i see this far too often where people just walk out of a loo without washing their hands, disgusting. Glittery Christmas cards.........bloody stuff gets everywhere.

When using? or after going to?

People that sneeze without covering their faces, that pisses the shit out of me.