I used to like 'Cheer up Barry Fry. Come to think of it, it would work tomorrow with 'Cheer up Frank Lam-pard'.
The rest of the lyrics still work (well he is a posh Cockney).
Any Wembley virgins next week will soon realise that this is the only chant that a big crowd in a semi-circle can even attempt to sing in unison.
Even the simple 'seagulls, seagull' chant ends up in a choral 'canon'. (Canon? - Google it. Think 'Frere Jacques' kids song)