I have never been to Europe and have only a few British friends. I'm constantly watching how I spell things on this message board because so many are particular about how words are spelt.
Winstanley: I thought I told you the loo is just behind the door on the left. Please don't keep farting. The Albion have a lot nicer loo paper than Chelsea.
Poch: Ooops, sorry, did it again. What's nice loo paper? I use the Chelsea fan's loo so the players don't actually think I give a sh!t.