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  1. Albion my Albion

    [Misc] Joke de Jour

    Q: Why did the computer get mad at the printer? A: Because it didn’t like its toner voice.
  2. Albion my Albion

    [Misc] Joke de Jour

    Q: Why are peppers the best at archery? A: Because they habanero!
  3. Albion my Albion

    [Misc] Joke de Jour

    Q: Why can’t you send a duck to space? A: Because the bill would be astronomical!
  4. Albion my Albion

    [Misc] Joke de Jour

    Q: Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand? A: Because a toothbrush works better!
  5. Albion my Albion

    [Misc] Joke de Jour

    Q: What do you call a line of dads waiting to get haircuts? A: The barberqueue!
  6. Albion my Albion

    [Misc] Joke de Jour

    At first, I thought my chiropractor wasn’t any good, but now I stand corrected.
  7. Albion my Albion

    [Misc] Joke de Jour

    Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater. Think hard. You'll get it. hint: just-ice
  8. Albion my Albion

    [Misc] Joke de Jour

    I lost 25% of my roof last night...oof.
  9. Albion my Albion

    [Misc] Joke de Jour

    My toddler is refusing to nap. He’s guilty of resisting a rest.
  10. Albion my Albion

    [Misc] Joke de Jour

    After dinner My wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it.
  11. Albion my Albion

    [Misc] Joke de Jour

    My wife asked me to put ketchup on the grocery list, and now I can't read what else is on it.
  12. Albion my Albion

    [Misc] Joke de Jour

    I just paid £100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!
  13. Albion my Albion

    [Misc] Joke de Jour

    I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus but geometry is where I draw the line.
  14. Albion my Albion

    [Misc] Joke de Jour

    My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.
  15. Albion my Albion

    [Misc] Joke de Jour

    We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story.
  16. Albion my Albion

    [Misc] Joke de Jour

    6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down.
  17. Albion my Albion

    [Misc] Joke de Jour

    Whenever the idea of a punch line comes up I think of this
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