Sadly me and Mrs Badger are from the far flung corners of Wales and Scotland so all Grandparents and helpers are fecking miles away. Also agree, keep the kids inline!
Minders? FFS, you don't have kids! Not had a "Minder" for my kids for months. My boys did the easter egg hunt tour but I'd not take the yongest on a stadium tour as he's be bored out of his brain.