I would bet a lot more people leave west end musicals earlier if there was one railway station serving it which it might take you an hour longer to get away from
Saw plenty of people who missed our fifth goal against Wolves because they were still drinking their pint. Could have started a self-righteous, smug thread about it to prove I’m a true fan, but didn’t bother because I’m not a tedious twerp.
God this is tedious.
"How did you spend your Friday after a great game of football? Were you celebrating?"
"Nah, I logged into the fan message board to call out a load of people who support the same club as me to inexplicably gloat in their faces because I don't have the issues outside of...