On the drive over today I was quite surprised at how flooded a lot of the fields were. I don't think our pitch has done too badly then under such circumstances.
The farm shop by the stadium (the one where people in fancy cars pay a fortune to own the road and drive at us peasants on foot at the end of each game) have a sign up for potatoes at £12 for a 25kg bag I seem to recall. At those prices we could buy ourselves a decent striker before you know it!