Ok. There's this program on Virgin on Demand TV Choice and there's this Scientific program called What if...? Or What does...? Or some shit like dat and they did experiements on food going off. The bag of salad went off really badly in a week but he could still eat powedered chicken rice stuff 7...
There's no chicken in Pot Noodles, they're vegetarian...
It's too dry to go off man, you could eat that shit a 100 years from now and it wouldn't harm you, only the flavour would be impaired.
And if I'm lying I'll eat my piles.