He can buy my gaff then - the red/blue decor may put him off.
We are looking to move up in the world, Shirley seems nice.
I don't think BHE can afford a huge mortgage on his dog-sitting income - Addo may be his only option.
Excellent - keep me informed about the little fellas and their quest to get away from Croydon.
Good luck on becoming a first-time buyer as well. I'd advise against you purchasing in Croydon and Bromley as you don't seem to rate these areas.
Croydon isn't Sydney, San Francisco, Rome or Paris. Well done Einstein.
I do know about your bitter ramblings. Dog-owners kicked you out have they?
Tell us more about living in SE25 in your usual interesting and witty style.....
About as exciting as you dog-sitting for people when they are away just so that you can spend a night out of your tent.
Btw - weren't you born near SE25. Please tell us more...