What a FABULOUS thread. And can I just say that this subject provided some interesting and heated debate in the pub this evening. Some new ones that came out:
Sigourney Weaver
Annie Lennox
"GPWM, I think Paula Radcliffe's a tricky one: OK, she's obviously not fat or outstandingly ugly and may well be energetic. But her lack of body fat means her face is covered in fluffy facial HAIR. And she craps in the road."
I don't like the way she wobbles her head when she runs either...
Thats an excellent nomination I think.
She's tripping over her tits now, and she's got a flange like the Blackwall Tunnel, but when she makes the effort she can still just about pull it off. Her complexion is largely intact, nice smile, and she has got shiney blonde hair, so if it was a rough...
Palmers ALWAYS going to be borderline because she's a rampant, severely-freckled ginga who *sometimes* scrubs up quite well, so I think thats a good call.
Rikki Lake is a frumpy porkmeister who clearly has to cake it on with a trowel, but doesn't look too bad in the studio. She's probably a...
Again, this just IS NOT borderline boiler material. She's not sailing anywhere near enough to munterdom to be considered even close to being borderline. 99% of blokes wouldn't think twice before impaling her on the pork sword.
We need to be gathering the borderline cases, where there is just a...
You're right, and its a fine line to walk. I still can't believe Britney could ever be considered borderline boiler material - I'd have f***ed her six ways from Sunday when she was still pregnant, but now the sprogs gone and she's back in shape again, its a no brainer. She's young, she's supple...
WAY too many of these are crossing the border into full-on MUNTland. A borderline boiler is NOT an out-and-out moose. It should be someone who is sometimes *just about* passable for a good ragging without the need for excessive beer goggles.
Anthea Turner for example.
Precisely why I say Britney Spears.
You know its wrong but you just f***ing would woudn't you?? [/B]
If that is wrong, then I don't EVER wanna be right.
Lorraine Kelly is pure unadulterated 100% MUNT. Just her voice sets my teeth on edge.
How about Caroline Quentin ? Bit of a blimp, but not completely undrillable.