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Very funny Everest, perhaps they are already trialling it at St Marys, our players will have an angry farmer chasing them off his winter wheat this afternoon.

They do have plans to rebuild the ground, I believe they will be doing the same as Bournemouth did and rotating the pitch during the process, not sure when they will start though.

Yes, this rumour started out as a tropical hurricane, has recently been downgraded to a light sea breeze, by the 8th of Jan it is likely to register as no more than a silent fart.

I can't see that the players would be too happy with the former head of the KGB taking over the club, being threatened with having electrodes attached to your dangly bits or being sent to a salt mine (or worse, Croydon) if you don't cut the mustard on the pitch would be enough to put me off...

Perhaps Dick Knight is a Soviet mole and this is something that has been planned all along (he does have a cossack beard after all), the KGB have infiltrated the ODPM and had an influence over the planning application, the new stadium will be called the Pravda Smirnoff Ground and the players...