You could try this list. It officially makes Croydump a "crappier town" than Brighton.
Another league that you are higher than us in - and you are welcome to it!
Crap Town
You are getting confused now, gimp boy. We are not the pikeys, you lot are. Those brain cells really are going into overdrive, aren't they?
You seem quite concerned about where you live when we mention the caravans. In fact, I doubt if you have ever been to Croydon, imagine not knowing that...