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Wayne Rooney goes to the doctors and says, "Doctor, every time I look in the mirror I get aroused." The doctor replies, " I'm not surprised, you're a c***."

Raul, Ronaldo and Beckham were all at Real Madrids canteen. They were eating lunch and Raul said, "Tapas again ! If i get tapas one more time for lunch im going to jump off the top of the stadium." Ronaldo opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again ! If i get burritos one more time im...