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  1. Lord Bracknell

    Fuckers

    Nicking a nice looking car is rarely petty crime. It's far more likely to be well organised. Take a look in Exchange and Mart. The chances are you can find your car for sale - at a really attractive price. Although sometimes the ad is placed in the week prior to the theft. They find a...
  2. Lord Bracknell

    Fuckers

    Strangely enough, it was a very similar conversation to the one I once had with a couple of sixteen year old lads who were in the process of nicking my car (a clapped out old mini). Me:- Excuse me, what do you think you are doing? Old Lady:- Picking these gooseberries. Me:- But they're my...
  3. Lord Bracknell

    Fuckers

    Not in the same league, I know. But I've just caught an old lady - 70 years old at least - scrumping gooseberries from the front garden. She'd driven out specially, and her excuse was that "nobody else has been picking them". Old people today!

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