Women have unfairly monopolised moisturising for far too long, it’s our time now chaps! 20 mins fannying about before bed, only to get out 15 mins later for a wee… I’m a new man and I smell lush.
I moisturise these days… at 44 I’m seem less juicy than I was at even 39.
I’m hoping that slapping all this manly moisturiser on I’ll look at least 45 on my next birthday. One can but dare to dream.
Well ‘ard, this moisturising.