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I almost always end a comedy post that makes outrageous and false claims (to mock some nonsense posted by some other idiot), with 'fact'. Fact. It. Is. A. Joke. Innit.

Probably Toney sloping about, doing his nails and checking his phone during matches as he sees out the season before his Big Money move to Chelski or Manure* isn't helping. *As in this club is shit....

You like some of the things that Richard Keys says? Crikey.

I was thinking more Bernie Winters.

He has a lovely timbred voice, very similar to Oliver Postgate (Ivor the Engine, and more to the point, Noggin the Nog). But...come on, look, let's stop beating about the bush. He's not Leif Erikson. Or David Cassidy. Get you f***ing hair cut, you plausible, yet weird, weird man :shrug:

You mean he hasn't smashed it?