Oh forgot - shoplifting at Woolworths. Even my Dad's generation served their apprenticeships nicking the pick and mix and more from Woolies. That's why modern thieves are rubbish.
Getting up to change the channel on the telly.
Watching an actual telly.
Shooting things and Boys Brigade dicks with an air rifle.
Running away from the National Front.
Running away from Skin Heads
Waiting years for the film you missed at the cinema to appear on the telly.
Only being able to get...