I probably over thought it to be fair.
We could just name it after five heroes of the last 14 years who have ceaselessly worked to save us from all this wokeness, I'll propose:
Party Lies (bright yellow, messy), Lettuce (green), Hopeless (brown) (this could spend most of the day travelling...
You're right, of course.
I mean, we could have had a blue coloured one called the Thatcher Line and a red one called 'Blooded Male Line' (geddit? HONK!) but then a bit more thought would be needed for the others. We could do something Royal to commemorate a long serving Monarch maybe? The...