Maybe an army of termites slowly working its way through the Holmesdale stand.
Nothing, but nothing, can stop them. Every time on MOTD, there's a little less of the stand left.
My ideal candidates for relegation would be:
1. Chelsea.
2. Leeds*
3. Palace.
4. Man Utd.
*I know Leeds are not in the PL, but I've put them in as a placeholder, should they ever be in the PL again.
Sometimes it's the journey, not the destination.
Wouldn't it be better that they are in a relegation scrap every year, so that the fans are permanently sh***ing themselves?