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Exactly. I am never displayed in sweet aisle. I am never displayed in the cake aisle. I am only ever displayed in the biscuit aisle. Proof certain that I am a biscuit, and thus eligible for this competition. Which I would win. #FreeJFC

Sense at last. (y)

It’s not unfortunate at all. My maker was arguing a tax case! Their sole goal was to ensure that my cost to the consumer did not cost 20% more than it needed to. They succeeded in their tax avoidance scheme, thus ensuring we sold in greater numbers than we’d otherwise do. We are known in the...

There are so many reasons that the mighty Jaffa should be included in the competition it beggars belief I have to advocate for my inclusion, but sadly I clearly do. Firstly, I self identify as a biscuit. In Brighton of all places I expected empathy and understanding. I am a biscuit, you should...

This is me.

Booooooo. A Government Department clearly defined the delicacy as a biscuit. The fact that a privileged, wealthy Tory voted otherwise should persuade anyone, least of all you. Of course it’s a biscuit.

I’ve voted.