Just for the record, I know we'll all get old eventually and end up dribbling, pissing and kicking our pants.
But..........
In our local Waitrose they have something called self service express tills, where I've grasped the idea it's for people with a minimal basket of goodies who can pay in a...
Speaking for a friend..........
They know an elderly chap who buys scratch cards and scrapes them to death in their car.
The floor looks like an aftermath of a psoriasis itch
:sick: