I was just teasing. I'm surprise you managed to get past the mighty ocean, the great plain, the mountains of DOOM and fight off all those trolls to get back to Dorset in under a month, frankly.
I call that fannying about in pursuit of baubles, trinkets and that. ???
My positive for today is that I had a nice walk at Seasalter in the drizzle and then had a smashing dinner in my nice house.