Transport infrastructure. I am blaming the poor curation of it for it being so shit. That's all.
Yep, Hove park, with a return train line shunted off Hove station. Or better still, this (We could call it the Goldstone Stadium):
Are you old enough to remember the trolleybuses? I was only 3 but I did go for a ride on one.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trolleybuses_in_Brighton
Presumably far to young to remember the actual trams.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brighton_Corporation_Tramways
I am certain however you are...
Well, transport and its curation has reached an event horizon, with cut price road building arrangements (here, getting from the M23 to car park C involves driving nearly to Lewes then coming back on the other side of the 27 because of no proper connections, and the rest of the country has...
Is it just me, or isn't there a prime bit of land that could be turned into a car park here. And on google maps it has thoughtfully not been shaded green.
White Hart Lane?
No....hang on.....no, its nearest station is nearer to Arsenal's stadium.
Saturday night under the plastic palm trees
Dancing to the rhythm of the Guns of Navarone.