I'm not trying to be all puritanical honestly, and I laughed like a drain at the horse faced cum bucket comment. Plus she's clearly abhorent in so many ways (or perhaps a kinder assessment is that she's very very damaged).
Anyway, if this was a bloke, would we be saying he's got a massive...
Lightly collapsed a wallpaper pasting table is probably a more accurate description. Not that I've watched it obviously
Just one of life's new insecure self loathing casualties desperately trying to find an identity, any identity, however shit.
Hang on, that's Crystal Palace, sorry - wrong...