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Astrid says she's done with Chelsea, so can we expect to see a franchise scheme? Beta testing at Brentford and Fulham, before a full roll out into north London?

Indeed. Vladimir Putin, Joey Barton, Liz Truss, Mason Holgate, they all have a thread each, on which you are free to post your disapproval.

Why are you doing this to yourself? It's an Astrid thread. It's full of conjecture and bodily fluids. If it upsets you, don't read it.

Not going to happen. She is seeking attention. She would just find another way to do it and monetise it. I'm not saying she doesn't have issues.

Her matchday vlogs are not a patch on Ronald's. I mean, where are the 4 Liverpool goals?

The replies suggest many Chelsea fans are turning against her. Some even blame her for poor player performance.

I've climbed that. It's full of signs of previous eruptions.

At least Astrid's subscription service confirms what we all knew - that Chelsea fans are a load of wankers.

I don't know what it is, but I get the feeling that her anger on those clips isn't completely genuine. She would have had to spend time to get herself ready for the shoot. Put on her false eyelashes. Practice her lines. Get the shouting levels right. It all takes time.

Coming soon on your screens, a brand new video: 'Astrid does Brighton - the comeback'. 'I save Igor until last' - Astrid. 'At times I resemble a chipmunk' - Astrid.

....or class.