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A very pleasant day with excellent company. Plus we don't have to look forward to having our trousers roughly lowered, and a blue moon shoved repeatedly up our jacksy. That's a job fit only for ManUre. Could be quite entertaining.

For reasons of bowel management, I had a massive sausage egg chips tomato and mushrooms at around 4 yesterday afternoon, and nothing more than light vittles since. I always 'feel' OK on these occasions but my colon tends to beg to differ. The boy will arrive in half an hour. Mrs T will drive...

The days of four quick pints at lunchtime, chain-smoking Marlborough on the terrace, with the arse hanging out the back of my Levis, are long gone. ???

Look at the venue in the attachment I posted

Crikey. What bell ends. @Dick Head, eat your heart out :lolol:

Exactly how I feel. A well-planned day with four companions, lunch table booked, train tickets bought, moderately swanky seats, not even a mild tickly cough, replica top selected, what's not to like? Three points would be the icing on an already lovely cake.