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When I went to Old Trafford last season, I saved the shopkeeper in an off-licence from some Leeds fans (they had Dark Star in the fridge, so it was worth it), chatted to a couple of Man U fans from Brighton who had tickets in the away end, a Dad who'd basically abandoned his kids in their seats...

That's a question I often ask myself.

Also, getting into chats with the locals before the game is great fun, and somwhat harder to do if you're already with people.

You'd definitely hate it if you found yourself next to me at a game then. I deem it vitally important that the random stranger next to me is aware of all of my highly insightful opinions on the game. The amount of beer drunk tends to increase how forward I am, and also the insightfulness of my...