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Sod it. Come on Wolves.

Trossards on fire. Fulham's defence is terrified.

Casemiro off. Come on Saints.

Ben Rama equalises for the Irons.

I hope The Arse are even more ruthless next weekend.

Two up; The Arse. Leo's cross. Nice.

Now. Peach of a corner from Leo. Fukken Villa spoiling things.

Sadly not. Yet.

The ref didn't want a grown man crying in front of him? He's gonna cry on Wednesday. He's getting worse with his arms out 'its so unfair' toddler behaviour.

I need cheering up. Citeh, help me out here. Volume control set to 2 to spare the droning nonsense.

So far, so good.

Right then. AFC Bournemouth v Liverpool - come on you plucky little fukkas Everton v Brentford - all the best Everton Leeds United v Brighton & Hove Albion - I'll be well chuffed with a 0-1 with no cards or injuries. Leicester City v Chelsea - come on Leicester, do it for big ears Tottenham...