You see I'm confused now.
Whilst I quite like Clarkson's writing and TV shows, I don't hero-worship him. Also, I cannot ABIDE Morgan, JR-M, Farage or Trump. And I've never been a member of a golf club. So I'm not sure which pigeon-hole I should be put into, tbh.
I like him. Been reading his columns for years, he is a very clever and funny writer IMO. His OTT oafishness in Top Gear always made me chuckle (because you can never take him seriously), and Clarksons Farm is one of the finest most entertaining TV series I have ever watched.
I also admit to...